Fun with OpenOffice. Non-interactive fun, that is :-)
sudo apt-get install openoffice.org-dev
cd ~/.cpanplus/5.10.0/build/OpenOffice-UNO-0.06 . /usr/lib/openoffice/basis3.1/sdk/setsdkenv_unix.sh perl Makefile.PL make ooffice "-accept=socket,host=localhost,port=8100;urp;StarOffice.ServiceManager" # -nologo -headless -nofirststartwizard